You think I'm bad on FB, you should try working with me. Actual IM session I just had:

11/30/2012

Jerry Mesner 9:12 AM

<Vendor> is good for the 15th. You want to proceed?

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Oh for god's sake learn to multitask.

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Ok, having not heard back from you in 30 seconds, I'll cancel with them.

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I'm so alone.

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There's NOBODY here.

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AA's gone, BB's, CC's gone, DD's gone.

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I am forlorn and verklempt.

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And I don't even know what that means, something to do with bad hair product.

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Fine.

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I'm leaving

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This conversation is WAY too one sided.

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All you you you

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Goodbye.

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I mean it.

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Jerry Mesner 9:20 AM

HI!

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Are you there now?